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ust Don't Ask Dark Mode - Sarcastic Sloth Minimalist Tee Bag

$25.82

Color: Light Grey

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A sleek, low-profile dark mode variant for maximum stealth when you want to avoid human contact entirely. Perfect for dark-colored hoodies and t-shirts, this moody design matches your internal state of absolute zero tolerance for questions.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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